Bad night…

So last Sunday in the Little Lebowski Urban Achiever(LLUA) basketball finale, I managed to mess up my leg. Not just one specific part of it, but pretty much the whole damn thing. OK, maybe not the whole damn thing, but at the very least I: sprained my knee, strained(maybe tore) my hamstring, and strained(maybe tore) my calf. Because of this I have been unable to drive all week and have been hobbling around on crutches, all while unable to even look forward to coming home and crashing in my bed in my favorite sleepy-time position(on my side/stomach). The last of these has been, until now, remedied by the Vicodin that the docs gave me which has been putting me out at night, but now that I’ve run low(and am actually out now, having just taken the last pill out of desperation) the tables have turned.

This whole night has just been incredibly so shitty, almost to an astonishing degree. The only way that I can describe it would be through a list of mini-rants, so here goes.

1. Fuck you Apple Computer. Who’s idea was it not to include a damn AC adapter for your 5G iPods. I mean, for God’s sake, how much could it possibly cost you. Due to the lack of inclusion, when I charged my iPod earlier, and forgot to unplug it from my computer before I shut it down, it erased all of my motherfucking music. The one thing that could’ve helped take my focus away from the throbbing pain in my leg would be a little bit of music, but because you fuckers are too cheap to give me an AC adapter with my $300 music player, I didn’t have that luxury, so I’m now waiting as my music is being transferred back onto my iPod.

2. My sheets fucking smell like a skunk’s ass(or stink glad, or whatever). Somehow when I was washing my sheets a couple of days ago a skunk somehow managed to get its rank scent into the drier while my sheets(and pillowcases) were in. Despite washing them again, the scent of skunk still graces my shit. If one more wash won’t take it out I’m going to have to buy all new fucking bed linens(which really isn’t that big of a deal since I was going to need new sheets when I move to Austin in August anyway). Fuck you nature. I don’t even live in the country or some shit like that, but somehow one of nature’s frat boys managed to fuck up my laundry.

3. My leg fucking hurts. I don’t even need to really describe this but shit, it’s really getting to me right now.

4. The leg brace. After my injury I had to go to the emergency room for treatment, and they gave me this massive fucking leg brace. From the perspective of keeping my knee immobile, it’s fucking great, but since I also have pretty serious injuries to my calf and hamstring, the giant metal rods in this piece of shit just ensure that by the end of the day, regardless of where/how I sit, my leg is going to fucking hurt. Not to mention, the leg brace is the primary reason I can’t drive(since I haven’t been taking the Vicodin during the day).

5. The internet is pissing me off. No, I’m not having technical difficulties or any of that crap, but when I can’t sleep and I’m waiting for my iPod to upload 3500 songs, I find myself getting lost in the information collection that is Digg. Don’t get me wrong, I like Digg and find it very entertaining, but in my already agitated state the completely overwhelming presence of “liberal” woe is me douchebags just pisses me off to no end. I know it shouldn’t, and it usually doesn’t, but right now it does. All these emo little bitches crying about how we are losing our civil liberties and the US is turning into a fascist need to just shut the fuck up for an hour or so and buy a fucking clue. But they won’t. Instead, these self-righteous little pricks run around talking down(and digging down) to whomever disagrees with them. What the fuck ever happened to respect? This shit isn’t just limited to the internet, but right now I am in a foul mood and on the internet, so it’s an easy target. These bastards even have the audacity to make jokes about natural selection in the context of people dying in tragic ways. We get it, you think you’re a big deal, now shut the fuck up and go back to your technical school classes.

To summarize this article in only one word, I conclude with this: FUCK!!!